Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

Wankenstein

A person who masturbates so much that it affects everything else in his personality and his life. He becomes a wanking monster, similar to the creation of Frankenstein.

Fred Wankenstein has been playing with himself so much now that he is late for work regularly.

by SantoshGeorge February 14, 2008

Sissy wanker

Person who masturbates because they are depressed.

That faggot is such a sissy wanker, there were more tears than cum.

by Awesome19922 April 20, 2011

Fat Wanker

1. An insult.

2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker.

3. A very annoying fat boss.

My boss is a big fat wanker

by Blubber Hater December 1, 2003

wanker

Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!

He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.

by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

cyber wanker

someone who loves to have sex on cam on the internet

Jeremy is a cyber wanker, he cant keep it in his pants, when his cam is on

by Brian Peterman July 10, 2003

wankered

drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up

oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste

by Gavin \'n\' ogg March 31, 2003