When men drink too much alcohol they:
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
Can't drive
Argue with everyone over nothing
Ramble on without making sense
Gain weight
Become overly emotional
Fail to think rationally
Have to sit down when urinating
Cant perform sexually
refuse to apologize when wrong
and for the serious drinkers...develop man boobs (gynecomastia)
just like a woman.
by internal capsule November 7, 2009
Get the Womanmug. Proof that woman are evil:
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
First, girls need time and money:
Girl = Time * Money
And we know that time is money:
Money = Money * Money
We also know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = Evil ^ 1/2
Therefore:
Money ^ 2 = Evil
by JohnnyB7 May 17, 2007
Get the womanmug. A Man who is actually in love with a girl, but realizes that the love died out.
Usually it's the girls fault, in her not feeding the love and being selfish in thinking that it is all about her. Most overweight females think this way. This Man has a lot of love to give but soon gets betrayed by the woman, thus moving on to another.
Usually it's the girls fault, in her not feeding the love and being selfish in thinking that it is all about her. Most overweight females think this way. This Man has a lot of love to give but soon gets betrayed by the woman, thus moving on to another.
He is such a womanizer, he said he loved me, and didin't do anything for me. What did I do wrong? Hes such an asshole (while stuffing her face with KFC).
by william blakeville May 10, 2009
Get the womanizermug. Look at that woman!
by Smalls232 October 1, 2015
Get the Womanmug. A Noun.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.
A hot bitch that goes to my school.
The bitch who usually carries large breasts and a very large ass.
by Pius June 3, 2004
Get the The Womanmug. "A woman has a right to protect herself – in any way she can"
"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
"You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen"
by John E Elephant August 8, 2022
Get the Womanmug. woo͝m′ən'îr′ĭng
:Taking a perfectly civil and rational conversation and calculating exactly how much passive aggressive toxicity you can intentionally inject while getting away with blaming "the patriarchy" for your own lack of social skills and sexism.
:Taking a perfectly civil and rational conversation and calculating exactly how much passive aggressive toxicity you can intentionally inject while getting away with blaming "the patriarchy" for your own lack of social skills and sexism.
// Mary was Womaneering when she thought she knew everything there was to know, due to her Dunning-Kruger Effect, that she snapped at James for simply trying to help her better understand the nuanced and complex aspects of Fluid Dynamics. Mary wonders why her coworkers avoid her but her cats like her so much.
by SarahWellingtonsworth March 22, 2021
Get the Womaneeringmug.