virtual balls

the act of talking/ typing rude and or annoying messages out of passive aggressiveness.

I don't have real balls so i use my virtual balls to hate on innovative people.

by foxysanfrancisco June 27, 2018

virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.

Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!

by Nimitz November 24, 2013

.9.Virtual Language Observatory.9.

.9.Virtual Language Observatory.9.

.9.Virtual Language Observatory.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025

Law of Virtual Serendipity

When two people swipe right on each other on two different online dating apps.

Sarah and John experienced the Law of Virtual Serendipity when they swiped right for each other on bumble and match.

by Lasso Lash May 4, 2020

Virtual Separation Anxiety

A disorder that makes it so you only want to play with your friends.

I don't want to play alone I have Virtual Separation Anxiety! ;c

by PrettyMuchBob December 24, 2020

virtual unreality

Disorientation when all normal human activity had been re-routed through computers.

Working from home, shopping from home, seeing other people only through skype and facetime, they felt a virtual unreality no one had predicted.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

Virtual FOO

Mutual Masturbation (FOO, as in Fire One Off) using video chat

Dan and Daniella could't stand the build of sexual tension while apart so the resorted to a Virtual FOO every other day.

by Dandandandandandan July 26, 2007