Value fantasy

noun: a real or imagined scenario where significant resources are saved or gained, especially when multiple events or conditions coincide with synergistic effect. The phrase is typically used as an exclamation to describe and affirm such a scenario.

Synonyms: #valueadded #winning #starsalign

Antonyms: #shitshow #goatrope #snafu #soupsandwich

Usage: I went to federal building to get that personal information and in the waiting room I secured partnerships for my volunteer advocacy work and completed three time-sensitive tasks for work - and I got it all done in the 40 mins that was left on the parking meter from the previous driver…and it was the closest spot to the entrance. And it was above 0 degrees and sunny Value fantasy!!

by definio maximum December 2, 2022

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Value

So they have to add value... But not actual tangible value but rather they have to not mock retards for getting molested and if so they don't get credit for the value they add and none of the peripheral elements matter.

Hym "I'm adding the most value actually. I've literally replaced women entirely and we no longer need them to create labors. Now they are just pleasure tools for the fat-cocked and that's fine and we don't have to even talk about it or think about it. We just need to not pay the creator of AI because he won't stop talking about it and then everything is fine. We're fine. Eeeeeverything is hunky dory."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

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Value Supremacy

You're the white supremacist in this scenario. You're values is your religion... And you're religion posits that you have a claim to the land ordained by a supernatural authority that also states that your ethic group was chosen to be the special people.

Hym "It's like if you were a white supremacist and you broke into someone's house and you locked the family that lived there in the basement. And every once and a while, you go downstairs and shoot some of the kids and one day you forget to lock the door and the basement-dad gets upstairs, rapes your wife and daughter, kills your son, and then takes you parents hostage and retreats back to the basement. So, you start lobbing grenades into the basement indiscriminately and people start asking asking questions."

Bystander "What happened?"

Home Invader "The guy I had locked in the basement escaped and he shot up my birthday party and raped my wife!"

Bystander "Wow that's terrible- Wait... Why did you lock that family in that basement?"

Home Invader "Well, I had to put him somewhere after I took his house. But I haven't set foot in the basement for years! The basement-dad is in charge of the basement! Look what he did!"

Bystander "Why is he living in the basement though?

Home Invader "Because God told me I'm and extra special guy and that it should be MY house! So, I broke in and shoved him in the basement and made him live there and shot some of his kids when they protested living in the basement. He's trying to kill me! Why is he trying to do that!?"

Bystander "Ok so you stole the guys house... Trapped his family in the basement.... Killed his kids on several occasions... And you don't understand why he wants to kill you?"

Home Invader "No! Now give me your wallet so I can pay to protect my house!"

Bystander "Your... You mean the house you invaded?"

Home Invader "I have Value Supremacy!"

by Hym Iam November 3, 2023

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Pull-out value

Pull-out value is a variable determined by a females attractiveness, and directly correlates to the probability of pulling out. Pull-out value is on a scale from 0-1.

Very attractive; Pull-out value of .90
I mean shes hot I guess; .70
Dude she is homeless; .20

dude 1: "Damn, Ms. Chandler thicker than a bitch"
dude 2: "Hmmm. I'd say her pull-out value is .09"

by K H I N G October 2, 2016

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