Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!

Conrad von Hötzendorf by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021

Vanellope von Scheisse 

Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise. She is a character from the arcade game Sugar Rush. Her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman. Vanellope is a small and slender 9-year-old girl with fair skin, black ponytailed hair with candy on it, and hazel eyes. She wears a light teal-colored hoodie, brown pleated skirt, teal, white and purple socks, and black boots.

Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise and a character from within the game Sugar Rush. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman, her theme is just a random assortment of sweets, and her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is the best friend of Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope's name literally means "Vanellope from the city of Scheisse" Her first name is most likely a combination of the female name Penelope and a flavoring used for sweet foods, vanilla. Her last name contains the German preposition "von," which originally indicated place of origin, but was later also used to indicate royalty. "Scheisse" is the German word for "shit". "Vanellope" was likely inspired by another famous animated racer, Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races.

Vanellope von Scheisse by gamtiy April 5, 2022

franziska von karma 

franziska von karma is a discord mod for the yakuza games discord server who claims to be croatian but is secretly french. she likes Asia (the band).

franziska von karma?? more like frenchizka von karma

franziska von karma by Gaaawn February 18, 2023

Eppelein von Gailingen

(born c.1310 in Illesheim, Windsheim; died May 15, 1381 in Neumarkt) was a famous German robber baron in the Middle Ages.

In 1369 he was indicted for his robberies in the Nuremberg region. He famously escaped death on the gallows when his horse leapt into the Nuremberg Castle moat, but was caught again and executed by breaking wheel in 1381. In the sixteenth century the first folk songs were recorded about him and gradually he became a legendary romantic hero.

Good luck trying to find more info on Eppelein von Gailingen.

Eppelein von Gailingen by e-Katja December 9, 2008

bitchy von bitchy 

when someone is being a total bitch

Natasha: Did you see how fat her arse was then? it was like a total eclipse, and her hair is a total mess. Plus she's got the fattest ankles i have ever seen.
Helen: God Natasha your being a right bitchy von bitchy

bitchy von bitchy by natasha3881 December 3, 2005

Chumpstin von der cock 

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

Chumpstin von der cock by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

Claus von Douchenburg

A word-play off Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg.

Whatever Claus von Douchenburg

Claus von Douchenburg by snyper84 August 26, 2009