The Undertow is illiterate and quick to anger when its masculinity feels threatened. The root of its anger is due to repeated head trauma as an infant. It can be found in sleazy strip joints, or Pottery Barn, depending on the time of day. The Undertow is easily outsmarted and is in danger of extinction. No effort has been made to save this species.
by CoveredInBees May 27, 2005
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Good, Wrestler, not the best. Bettered By Greats such as The Showstoppa Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Stone Cold, Mick Foley and Bret Hart. No.. Not The Rock.. He was a waste of time.
Shawn Michaels beat The Undertaker in the 1st ever hell in a cell match.. is therefore BETTER than him. I am aware I haven't mentioned Kane...
by Dean Killan January 21, 2006
Get the Undertaker mug.1- An invention that's meant to make things easier, but doesn't work or even makes things worse instead of better.
2- When someone invents something that's already been invented.
2- When someone invents something that's already been invented.
Example#1
Dude#1 - My new MAC is supposed to have voice recognition to let me log in, but it's a total piece of crap and it never works.
Dude#2 - Yeah man ... Logging in with a keyboard is much faster and easier. Voice recognition is a total unvention.
Example#2
Dude#1 - Did you check out that Volvo demonstration with automatic brakes that are supposed to stop you from having a collision? It crashed in front of everyone!
Dude#2 - Yeah, that's a total unvention.
Dude#1 - My new MAC is supposed to have voice recognition to let me log in, but it's a total piece of crap and it never works.
Dude#2 - Yeah man ... Logging in with a keyboard is much faster and easier. Voice recognition is a total unvention.
Example#2
Dude#1 - Did you check out that Volvo demonstration with automatic brakes that are supposed to stop you from having a collision? It crashed in front of everyone!
Dude#2 - Yeah, that's a total unvention.
by bondgroomebond March 3, 2011
Get the Unvention. mug.Undertale (previously styled UnderTale) is a game by Toby Fox that released in 2015. In Undertale, you can either spare the monsters you meet, or kill them mercilessly. The game has many diverse characters such as Sans, Papyrus, Toriel, and even more.
Undertale is good.
by The7Guy July 19, 2020
Get the Undertale mug."Jesus Christ! That horse has the biggest dystopian undertones I've ever seen!"
"Doc, my left dystopian undertone done resemble a succulent grapefruit. That seem right to you?"
"Doc, my left dystopian undertone done resemble a succulent grapefruit. That seem right to you?"
by yutt July 22, 2009
Get the dystopian undertones mug.This is the equivalent of "fake chow", to be performed on men. The undertaker entails not actually performing fellatio, but performing a very specific set of manouvers to convince your partner that his dick is in your mouth.
This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion
"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
This is achieved by several steps:
1.) flipping your hair forward, draping your hair over the dick area, aka Cousin It style. Better known for WWF champion
"the undertaker"
2.) spit into your dominant hand, and then grip the top of the shaft for maximum depth imitation.
3) the imation of fellatio is delivered by stroking hand- job style and simotaniosly gagging through your curtain of hair keeping eye contact.
4) Keep a towel handy. Once your partner has finished, run to the nearest bathroom as if you have a full mouth and then Tebow, your job has ended successfully and you have nothing to spit out.
by 28 Whitehorse road January 23, 2012
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