Vanderton University

A university that does not exist in real life but is used for TV movies especially Lifetime.

Vanderton University! Go, team!

by Slang Advisory Board May 12, 2020

phoenix university

An online educational institute known for admitting students regardless of their prior qualifications and issuing non-credible degrees under the same premise. Also known as a degree mill or diploma factory.

"If you dont have the ability to get into a real school you can always go to Phoenix University."

"He claims to have a college degree, but he went to Phoenix which is not quite the same thing."

by samsonsnead November 30, 2013

University lecturers

A special type of teacher that makes you feel uniquely unintelligent. Even after you've supposedly become an adult and know everything like your parents do.

Tom- 'you alright Ed you look down?'

Ed-'yeah mate just dealing with my University lecturers.'

by Towntrain January 16, 2017

Miami University

A public ivy league school located in the beautiful Oxford, Ohio. It was founded in 1809, years before Florida even became a state, and 120 years before the University of Miami (Florida) was instituted. It is a mid-sized school known for its top ranked business and education programs along with its incredibly attractive student body. North Faces, polo’s and Greek letters are a staple, and weekends are never boring. Hockey is our sport, even though we still don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.

Your time at Miami University will be the best four years of your life.

by miamigirl November 14, 2006

University of Waterloo

(noun) UW for short. A large collection of nerds big enough to promote misleading facts about the actual intelligence of the average person belonging to that collection.

Kevin: I'm going to study math at the University of Waterloo after I graduate high school because it's renowned for its math program.

Jake: Being a nerd doesn't mean you're intelligent Kevin!

by Shittalker February 10, 2010

widener university

Located in the heart of Chester!

It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!

by Lex February 16, 2005

cambridge university

A university where the top students go to drink, party and lose their virginity,

Cambridge University: What grades did you get?
Student: AAAA
Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?
Student: Yes
Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!

by deano2007 May 2, 2007