turbochicken

A super-powered fowl designed to kick cookie monster's ass.

Turbochicken made Biskwithalimaw cry.

by plurkplurkplurk January 21, 2009

Turbo Grundle

this is where a male shaves their balls then decides to smash their balls into an unsuspecting victims naked forehead

quick hes asleep go turbo grundle him

by coles April 22, 2006

Turbos

The greatest rugby team in the world. Hail from the great Manawatu

Fuck the Turbos are mean.
The Turbos fuuuucked Hawkes Gay up.
Green and white, green and white, Turbos!

by manawatustuakaturboman September 23, 2010

Turbo Jesus

Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.

Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.

Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.

by Snarelax May 1, 2012

Turbo Tard

A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.

Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"

by quakerappleoatmeal September 15, 2017

Ultra Turbo Turkey

A combination of Austin Nichols Wild Turkey Whiskey mixed with Red Bull and a Red Bull energy shot

Anna: Man I need to get a lot of work done!
Michael: Don't worry, just have a Ultra Turbo Turkey
(pours two cups)
Anna: Wont that kill us?
Michael: It might, but we will die pioneers.

by A true pioneer October 28, 2009

turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh

hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.

by andrewp November 20, 2007