Turf Condom

A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.

"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"

by braduardo November 16, 2011

Surf and Turf

A co-ed party where roughly the same amount of clam and sausage is present.

The party wasn't a clam bake or sausage fest, it was a surf and turf.

by Thighs McGee June 4, 2010

Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

turca

(puerto rican) Usually said when someone gets really but really WASTED (drunk, I mean).

"I had such a turca last night. I was so wasted."
"Me di una clase de turca anoche. Estaba bien juma'a"

by MelissaCMR October 15, 2007

Turf Taster

A lesbian.

Madeline was a seasoned turf taster!

by Southern Transplant May 1, 2009

enemy turf

Your enemy's territory. Like in a war against two nations except these are more "local" within neighborhoods. Sort of like how gangs claim their terrirory. It's their "turf" and your enemy's territory would be tha "enemy turf".

"Enemy Turf to the.."

by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004

Kiss-turbate

The kissing of oneself

So, kiss-turbate!

by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010