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Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!
by NeONscENe September 5, 2018
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Tug and twist

Basically a reach around. With extra pulling and twisting motions. Practically the same thing but with a little kink.
Travis wanted to give me a tug and twist for some gas money. It was a great time.
by The Tug Master August 4, 2017
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Amish tug

to masturbate without the aid of any pornography; no electronic devices/magazines which are not part of Amish culture
The power went out and my phone was dead so I had to Amish tug.

I pulled an Amish tug last night because I was too tired to look up porn.
by Mattj March 2, 2015
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Tug under

When the man lies on his stomach because he is worried a Vietnam vet will shoot while you're tugging too hard. Then you skip a a flat hand under and grab, pulling back to the ass and tug under like hell. No Vietnam vet created. Just awesomeness.
I flipped over because I didn't want the rough Vietnam vet rub and she gave me the tug under
by Eriktherōt July 10, 2021
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movie tug

The act of getting a handjob while watching a movie.
Amber gave that manager a movie tug during titanic.
by Abombicus June 1, 2014
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Friar Tug

When you give your homie a handjob after dipping your hand in a fryer, dressed as Friar Tuck
I gave my handless homie a Friar Tug last night. Hands a lil sore, but he screamed to the heavens!
by Skrapy8 October 2, 2021
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tuck'n tug

An ancient form of concealing during self masturbation in which the masturbatour turns his or her back towards the unwanted on-looker then pulls the covers over himself. He or she then begins to wail away using stealth and muffled grunts into the pillow until he or she is satisfied. often times during this ancient ritual the victim I.e. roommate, brother, girlfriend, or any other onlooker will become emensly disgusted and leave the general area. It is a terrible thing to witness a tuck'n tug and we suggest that one recieves serious mental therapy after a witnessed incodent.
My roommate was really horny and thought it was a good idea to do a tuck'n tug while i was in the room... I knew what he was really doing then proceeded to throw up!
by Jarome Delefuante November 4, 2007
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