1. What Lando forbids.
2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.
Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.
Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"
2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.
Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.
Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"
"JUST ONE."
"JUST ONE."
by Lando Griffin December 21, 2003
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A person that primarily attends the Traditional Latin Mass, sometimes referred to as the "Extraordinary Form of the Roman Rite", or the "Tridentine Mass".
Traddies frequently question the reforms of the Second Vatican Council, and advocate the use of more traditional hymns, vestments, and prayers for the Catholic Liturgy, while remaining faithful to the Roman Catholic Church and Her Magisterium.
Traddies frequently question the reforms of the Second Vatican Council, and advocate the use of more traditional hymns, vestments, and prayers for the Catholic Liturgy, while remaining faithful to the Roman Catholic Church and Her Magisterium.
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Get the toad the wet sprocket mug.Probably the best band of all time. Not very well known but they have made a few the best songs EVER MADE which include: Tyler, Possum Kingdom, Away, I Come From the Water, and Dollskin. They also have made one of the best albums EVER made which is Rubberneck.
The Rubberneck album came out in 1995 in which the toadies went on tour with Bush. They started making another album in 1996 but it got delayed and eventually came out in 2001 but the band split apart starting with the bass player, Lisa Umberger who was an Ewok for the starwars movie.
The awesome lead singer was Todd Lewis; he started a new band not to long ago, with drummer Taz Bently, called Burden Brothers.
The Rubberneck album came out in 1995 in which the toadies went on tour with Bush. They started making another album in 1996 but it got delayed and eventually came out in 2001 but the band split apart starting with the bass player, Lisa Umberger who was an Ewok for the starwars movie.
The awesome lead singer was Todd Lewis; he started a new band not to long ago, with drummer Taz Bently, called Burden Brothers.
person1: "Have you ever heard of the Toadies."
person2: "No, I actually haven't"
person1: "Dude, you haven't lived yet even though you probably heard their songs on the radio all the time in the 90's"
person2: "No, I actually haven't"
person1: "Dude, you haven't lived yet even though you probably heard their songs on the radio all the time in the 90's"
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