treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014

Treadneck

Treadneck - Nascar fan. Treadneck in its noun form is also a term for a Nascar driver.

(n.) That treadneck actually got used tires from a race and planted them in his yard.

(v.) I'm treadneckin' this weekend! Yee Haw!

by Nathan Christian August 26, 2007

treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.

Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!

by WaffleParty November 20, 2010

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007

threadworthy

a newly created subject or thread on a message board indicating that the thread is important or interesting enough to justify taking up the limited space available for new threads

Your question about George Bush is certainly threadworthy.

by Ryan Meier February 4, 2007

Threadipede

A threadipede is the long white thread that hangs down from your cut-off blue jeans shorts and brushes against the back of your leg in such a way that it causes you to think that an insect has just landed on you.

Daniel thought that he was about to be stung by a horsefly, but he immediately relaxed once he realized that it was only a threadipede.

by Bullseye Warrior July 27, 2009

Tradarious

A small guy. Had some height but very skinny. The bestest friend to have. Always there for you and never fake. Will sacrifice for his loved ones. Love his family very much. Handsome and stylish.

TraDarious is my best friend.

by jkfe December 23, 2016