"Dude I just checked Twitter, there was so much toxic waste."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
by Cxdavreous March 4, 2021

“Hey, did you hear Todd down the street refused to wear a mask, and argued with the staff, at the local play?”
“Yeah, toxic constitutionalism sucks.”
“Yeah, toxic constitutionalism sucks.”
by FriarTheTuck October 23, 2020

Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").
John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.
by house rules July 6, 2009

Toxic behavior that is more feminine in nature. Differentiates from toxic masculinity in which toxic femininity is more passive and behind the scenes. While toxic masculinity tends to be upfront toxic femininity tends to be behind your back. Women will claim they support each other but then talk shit behind each others back. Other toxic traits displayed in women are passive aggression, constant negativity, self-centeredness, toxic positivity, destructive criticism, believing men are incapable of feeling empathy, and of course weaponized crocodile tears. Above all they will still continue to consider themselves good people and blame men for all their problems and completely ignore all the women that have caused them harm because it does not fit their cognitive bias. Although there is not much research into this topic it is believed that women with anti-social personality disorder, bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, and oppressed masochist personality are more likely to exhibit these toxic traits.
by MorbidCuteness September 26, 2023

by lmao111111111112 April 8, 2019

by evil bannana06 February 9, 2021

The feeling of having too much of your own cum in your body due to the lack of ejaculation for a prolonged period of time (ie more than 1 day).
The natural result of the continued production of sperm and related fluids that build up in the body if not frequently released.
The natural result of the continued production of sperm and related fluids that build up in the body if not frequently released.
Yeah it was great hanging out with a bunch of cum toxic dudes this week...
Look here... I've got a double-loaded weapon and I'm not afraid to use it... I'm cum toxic!
I've got cum toxins coming out of my pores!
Look here... I've got a double-loaded weapon and I'm not afraid to use it... I'm cum toxic!
I've got cum toxins coming out of my pores!
by Captain Trifucta February 7, 2010
