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toneh is a measurement of anger about the absurdity in bokeh background blur used by youtubers and vlogers in order to create a so called 'cinematographic' look using a low aperture portrait photo lens on their cameras. The effect was first described by the youtuber Camera Conspiracies and refers to the aesthetics of the youtuber Tony Northrup, hence the name 'toneh'. In his satire response video Camera Conspiracies refers to a self filmed one man outdoor video monologue set to be at a lake - yet no lake nor landscape had been distinguishable in this video because Northrup shot the whole thing with a 1.2 aperture on a 50mm lens full frame equivalent. So the background was blur only hence the high degree of irritating toneh.
"I believe toneh to be a further reaching philosophical and artistic concept. It serves to illustrate the utmost isolation of the individual in modern society, where social media and big corporations act as catalyst of the obliteration of social communitarianism. In Tony’s famous toneh-construct establishing video, we clearly see a contemporary human making a desperate call for help, much like we already saw in other masterpieces such as ‘the scream’ by Edvard Munch or any of Edward Hopper’s works on the theme. Tony will pass to history as one of the seminal figures of american neo expresionism and philosophical solipsism. What a time to be alive!"
toneh by Maria.Klaus.1789 August 21, 2020
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When the background is so out of focus in a photograph that you can't recognise it anymore.
Tony Northrup: Let's put that lens aperture to 1.2 and get my face real close to the camera.
Camera Conspiracies it's a youtube channel guy: Oh no, you just turned your whole family into Toneh!
Toneh by quiet_loner June 6, 2020
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Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken
Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!
Tonee by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018
Beautiful, outgoing ,successful. People tend to fall in love with" Tonesha" very quickly!
" I'm in love with you Tonesha" or "Tonesha you're very beautiful"
tonesha by 💜💋 December 20, 2016
1. A subtle, yet sarcastic promise to do something that will most likely never happen.

2. An unspecified time in the future that will never arrive.

3. Probably never, but for some reason, you still have hope.
"Sure, I'll help you with that project tonever, just as soon as pigs start flying out of my ass."

"I can have your money for you tonever, I just gotta call my friend and then..."

"When do you think you'll get that raise?" "I don't know, probably tonever at this rate."
tonever by Davewcmg April 10, 2009

Tonehammer 

A non-existing hammer used for magical development of musical samples.
Hey--hand me the tonehammer bitch. I can't get this legato ensemble to connect in a fluent way - and there is no playability in this patch.
Tonehammer by skamuf January 5, 2010
A gorgeous hard working woman who knows what she wants out of life, isn't afraid to take risk, very outspoken and out going, loves to shop, she loves to cuddle only with the right one. When she say she will do something, just know that it will get done no matter what. She is a good friend, and she wishes to have other friends who are just like her. She is loyal, down to earth, and very successful. She is a real keeper. If you find a Tonesha you better keep her on your team!!
I am so in love with Tonesha, she is one of a kind!
tonesha by ToomuchDeal1 January 10, 2017