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tampon logic

How women think without intellectual, dialectical, thought, idea, argument, account, reason, or principle.
Dude I wish I understood women but I don't get their tampon logic.
by DB199MM June 26, 2008
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Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.
Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.
by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010
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Tampon

A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.
Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.

Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.
by Kelly Coptor October 16, 2010
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tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.
Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!
by Mary without a Lamb June 3, 2005
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Roll Your Own Tampon

an act of butch bull dykes to not use store bought brands of tampons but to rool their own. common practise among hippies and tree huggers .
cotton and two zigzags bitch thats all u need ! Roll Your Own Tampon
by T@UT$ February 16, 2010
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tamponette

smaller tampon for the younger generation of females who, like those that choose to wear bra's as if to cover up and pretend that they are going through puberty-which makes them a big girl, decide that they want to live like a real woman and therefore choose to use tamponette's.
jonny ate what he thought was a wrapped up "small-size" twix. However he soon had to ask and find out that this was just a girl from his nurserys tamponette.
by karlovarska becherovka September 20, 2006
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human tampon

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.
"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"
by A.S Davis May 18, 2009
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