Skibidi Toilet

the worst shit on the planet the lore Its literally just explosions

look I dislike parental controls as much as the next guy BUT IF YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI TOILET KID IN YOUR HOUSE THEN YOUD BETTER TURN IT ON AND THEN THROW THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!
4 year old: im watching skibidi toilet!
me: shut the fuck up kid thats stupid
4 yr old; but its goo-
me: YEET
me: damn I miss when kids watched Pewdiepie why can't these kids watch Mr.Beast or something actually good for petes fucking sake
by TakoTheMemer October 25, 2023
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human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.


That slave is a human toilet.
by Big Al October 02, 2003
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Toilet Twerk

"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.
"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.
by Devonb456 August 20, 2014
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Toilet Niggers

The shittiest people, whom are fucking dumb and stupid, are black or jew, are gay or lesbian, a feminist, are junks, are ugly and simps,...
'Look at those faggots, fucking toilet niggers that they are!'
by Nick Erfag Otte April 06, 2020
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Toilet Dildo

A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.
Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?
by JKDBLV July 29, 2010
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Toilet Camp

Poopy Kids Toilet Camp
by Sara Shay June 08, 2009
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squat toilet

The simplest squat toilet is simply a hole in the ground or floor. Some squat toilets are more elaborate, but they all require the user to squat over a hole and to defecate into the hole.

Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.

Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
When Sally went camping in the bush, she made a squat toilet by digging a hole in the ground. She squatted over the hole and defecated into it.
by Boris2 February 22, 2009
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