human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.
by Big Al October 2, 2003
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Toilet Twerk

"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.
"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.
by Devonb456 August 20, 2014
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Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out
(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!
by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006
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squat toilet

The simplest squat toilet is simply a hole in the ground or floor. Some squat toilets are more elaborate, but they all require the user to squat over a hole and to defecate into the hole.

Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.

Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
When Sally went camping in the bush, she made a squat toilet by digging a hole in the ground. She squatted over the hole and defecated into it.
by Boris2 February 22, 2009
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Toilet Hopping

When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.
Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.
by Chrispycreme September 8, 2012
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Toilet Niggers

The shittiest people, whom are fucking dumb and stupid, are black or jew, are gay or lesbian, a feminist, are junks, are ugly and simps,...
'Look at those faggots, fucking toilet niggers that they are!'
by Nick Erfag Otte April 6, 2020
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