human toilet

a slave who eats both shit and piss.

That slave is a human toilet.

by Big Al October 2, 2003

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Toilet Twerk

"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.

"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.

by Devonb456 August 20, 2014

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Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out

(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!

by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006

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Toilet Niggers

The shittiest people, whom are fucking dumb and stupid, are black or jew, are gay or lesbian, a feminist, are junks, are ugly and simps,...

'Look at those faggots, fucking toilet niggers that they are!'

by Nick Erfag Otte April 6, 2020

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Toilet Hopping

When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.

Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.

by Chrispycreme September 8, 2012

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