A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
by Toaster Bath March 01, 2020
Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.
Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
A golden toaster that can HECCING hack when you push the toaster thing up and down. The Golden Toaster is the most amaze toaster, it also makes great waffles.
by Toaster@meBRO October 15, 2018
A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.
by aleksiswrestledabearonce February 19, 2011
Someone who is into machines, mainly someone who is sexually attracted to Five Nights At Freddy's characters.
by BamAlakazam February 23, 2022
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 08, 2016