french toaster

French Toaster when a French girl sticks hot hands inside her vag to provide the man a even toasty-er experience
Girl 1: that French girl did a French toaster for her man she is such a team player!
by DiabeticIguana June 28, 2018
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hockey toaster

A game where a group of guys all cum onto a piece of toast as fat as they can, whoever cums last has to eat the toast
Everybody come in for a quick hockey toaster!
by bigman12313213 March 02, 2018
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Joaster Toaster

An aspiring Youtube star that frequently makes Comedy content
Guy 1:

I've never heard of Joaster Toaster
Guy 2:

You will
by jeff333 August 12, 2018
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Austrian toaster

verb. . .when in the act of anal sex, when the man's orgasm is so intense, it causes the "receiver" to violently shit on his dick
John was going back door on Martha so hard, she covered his dick in diarrhea, classic Austrian toaster.
by bippy III July 30, 2013
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Magic Toaster

A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
by Clitty January 27, 2020
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Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.
Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.
by Toaster Bath March 01, 2020
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Toaster Music

Music that radiates a similar sound to a toaster being tossed down the stairs or a kitchen utensil being rammed into it.

Not only does it have the sound of a dying toaster, but the band often has a cult following.
Person 1: "Have you heard the new *insert band here*'s new album?"
Person 2: "No, they make Toaster Music"
by Cat_In_Sombrero March 26, 2021
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