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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.
1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.
by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017
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Max Timmis

An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.
Have A Shower stop being a Max Timmis!

REVISE! Stop playing games Max Timmis🤢
by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019
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TOOTHLESS TIMMIED

When and old man lures you in with GHB butterscotch candies and you wake up getting a gummer.
Mikey went to do his normal paperboy route but got Toothless Timmied at that nervey old mans house in Tustin Ca
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rainbow timing

when you are playing an fps game and you peek away from where the enemy is the instant they peek out and kill you
"yo i was walking around catwalk and was watching site, but once i checked car the dude peeked and headshot me. rainbow timing dude"
by bruhmoment4620 January 4, 2020
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dawg timing

by Thoughtsofarealone January 6, 2020
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Willow Timmons

by joeeee Mammmmmaaaa November 7, 2019
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SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)
Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .
by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020
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