tax-time baller

A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.

Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.

Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?

Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....

..........3 weeks later.........

Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?

Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.

Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......

by itMIGHTbedatboy January 16, 2014

me time

one's own personal time to be alone

"Can you do this for me?"
"Naw, I need some me time right now."

by Daisy T. July 10, 2006

Timberlaking

Tim-ber-lak-ing Tim-buhr-lake-ing
verb
1. Successfully transitioning from teen pop icon into unanimously admired adult celebrity, while maintaining moral status of role model.
2. Killing life so hard, that bitches wanna be with you, their men wanna be with you too.
3. Surprising your significant other, friends, family, work colleagues, and strangers with a present. Precisely a dick in a box.
See Antonym:
Biebering Lohaning

Zac Efron is Timberlaking pretty hard lately, he's really showing his nice side in the media.

by anondymous July 31, 2014

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

bub time

When you would rather spend time with your redneck friends drinking beer, watching sports then with your family and spouse

My old lady gets it, she realizes I gotta watch the 49ers,I need Bub time

by Vodka Milk December 14, 2014

technique time

Private masturbation time where the person masturbating then assesses one's self based on their speculation in order to be able to "play" better when the time comes.

"I wish Ms. Snide had us do technique time so that I could have a legitimate reason to do it."

by StarPants February 8, 2015

nut time

The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.

Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!

by fruit.juice May 16, 2015