scissor me timbers

referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"

scissor me timbers we're scissoring!

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Timbo

Peanut Vendor Slash Drug Dealer, also linked to the Timbo Militia.

"Hey lets go get some nuts to suck on from Timbo"

by Drew July 25, 2006

timbob

A small inferior boy. Seems convinced that he is the king of Call of Duty 4, when it's blatanty clear that he fails. Has been known to masturbate at the thought of Chuck Norris while smearing his body with Muller yohgurt. He is also adopted.

Rofl, look at that peice of sh*t on the floor! Kind of reminds me of Timbob.

by SimonTM April 27, 2008

timbaland

Producer who is most famous for his 'hey's in One Republic's Apologize remix , due to a youtube video titled : Timbaland Apologize (feat one republic)

man that timbaland's apologize is epic

by benjaminn December 17, 2008

Timbous

A stupid twat who is suckered in by females (or people pretending to be females) over the internet

E.g. Fred is a timbous

by FSL March 22, 2003

timbitting

the process of throwing timbits at cars, or other things like old people. like egging, except with timbits instead of eggs.

"mark, amanda, liane, and cam, like to go timbitting and pwn old people who drive too slow"

by destinyschildloverrr July 30, 2008

timbit pusher

Another name used to refer to a security guard or anything under the rank of an actual cop/pig.

hahaha.. look its a timbit pusher he's not good enough for doughnuts yet. (use of term may very)

by xTroublex August 17, 2006