Low Tide 

Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis

2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water

A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)

Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).

Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.

Low Tide by millennia70 October 2, 2021

Burmese tide pod 

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.

Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.

Burmese tide pod by AkaSatchmoAka January 27, 2022

Crimson Tide Wing Man 

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.

Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.

Crimson Tide Wing Man by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022

Campus Tide Pod 

You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.

I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.

Campus Tide Pod by Stripper Salt September 6, 2022

The Tide is High 

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one

The Tide is High by Death Menace August 11, 2023

Roll Tide 

The call of the Alabama Crimson Tide Football team. Or, in extreme cases, the call of the entire state of Alabama.

(Be careful saying it in South Alabama, you may get jumped by the people from Auburn)

Oh no, what have I done........!

(The State of Alabama rioting after someone said Roll Tide)

Roll Tide by AlaaaaaaBamaaaaaaaaaaaa September 28, 2023

high tide questioning 

When you wanna join something new or step into a new field of something you wanna understand, then a lot of questions came into your mind, like flooding your brain.

And what's about this? And why is it like that? Where does it come from? How does this happen? Since when?
high tide questioning ^^

high tide questioning by catfishzzzle October 24, 2023