Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.

e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.

Speeding Ticket by Barely Managing February 13, 2023

Floating a Ticket 

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

Floating a Ticket by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

just the ticket 

very suitable and exactly what is needed

This tool is just the ticket!

just the ticket by manfred.ackermann April 21, 2018

10 nudes ticket 

this is a ticket that can be used only 5 times you send this definition to a person of your desire and that person has to send you 10 fully naked nudes of theyr choice

person 1 sends 10 nudes ticket definition
person 2 alright alright sends 10 nudes
person 1 thank you

10 nudes ticket by jackalob May 28, 2020

They bought their ticket 

Use this phrase when someone knew it was coming, so they deserve the consequences. This phrase was said in "Airplane!" the movie.

A rollercoaster breaks in the middle of a ride and the people inside the rollercoaster are in danger.
"They bought their ticket," says a bystander of the situation.

They bought their ticket by Timmy Mea. April 2, 2021

ate a ticket 

getting busted by pigs

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069

ate a ticket by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021

Business Class Ticket

A clever flex move used by twitter influencers to showcase their extravagant lifestyle. It involves subtly flaunting one's luxury possessions or experiences while pretending to focus on something else entirely.

Business class ticket:

His latest tweet seemed all about the swanky new computer monitor in his home office, but sharp-eyed followers quickly spotted the Emirates Business Class boarding pass casually resting on his desk.

Business Class Ticket by Someone from malayalam tl September 19, 2023