Theadora

A middle aged Greek whore with a terrible complexion that is an embarrassment to her family.

Dont' be a Theadora young Madie, you will be disowned by your entire family.

by GreekLyingfelone February 16, 2020

Thea

Thea, an amazing wonderful kind soul midly understanding everything you want to have as a best friend

Thea is a very great person :)

by someoneyoumayormaynotknow June 22, 2019

Thea

The best girl in the world you could ever meet. She is cute aswell

Thea is your best friend now

by Thea_❤️❤️ December 11, 2019

Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEEEEEAAAAAH!

You might say this when you're waiting for a blonde-headed male to hurry and get his blonde head down in your crotch area...

I say it all the time to those two boys I find campin' out in MY woods! No trespassing boys!

Pronounciation: Cum-ohn-ghet-cha-blhonde-hed-down-the-uh-.....-YEEEE-AAAAH!

Me: Get over here boi... NOW!
Blonde Boy: *Gets up and walks towards me*
Me: I want BOTH of you suckin' on this cawk...
Blonde Boy: *Gets on his knees and hesitates to try my cawk*
Me: Come on getcha blonde head down thea.... YEAH!

by Deputy Ryans February 16, 2004

thesack

an ugly neck that pinky talked to at 3 am

Gianna: oh my god thesack is so ugly!
pinky: yeah, he snapchatted me and he wanted to be in our guy fieri gang!
Gianna: ew wtf?
pinky: yeah his neck looks like a nutsack!

by tittyfettywappp June 26, 2015

thea and jack

Thea and Jack are two very different people but love each other very much. They are literally perfect for each other and together restore faith In humanity. Thea probably like Jack more than jack would like Thea. Jack has priorities and Thea isn’t 1rst unfortunately. It’s Football. Thea and Jacks still love each other very much even if they don’t know it yet. 💕

“Awwww, it’s Thea and Jack!”

by Cami❤️ November 6, 2019

po'thead

See jedi

by Anonymous November 16, 2002