I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

Promise

a promise is something that you can’t break. Ever.

Mike: “do you promise?”
Eleven: “promise.”

by strangergames December 4, 2017

Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight

I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.

by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023

Promise

Something that you CANT break,ever,ever or ever

I promise that we’ll be forever babygirl

by Chimpmunk January 14, 2018

promise

promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!

Guy: who's that hotty

Person: oh thats just promise but shes takin

by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Promises

A Premeditated Lie;
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
●False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.

Your promises are merely a waste of your breath and my time if your actions are showing me something else.

by 1 Antinome May 7, 2018