I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

Promise Acedemy

School full of hoes , dicksuckers ,and pussy no good ass niggas/bitches.

The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t

Josh- we don’t got school, do you?
Jason-ofc I go to bumass promise acedemy

by Hola321 March 12, 2020

Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

Promise ring

A ring that a boy typically gets a girl to prove his immortal love for her. A promise for the love he tends to hold onto and that he’ll forever stay by her until they’re vowels are spoken✨🤞🏻

He got a promise ring for his girlfriend to promise they’re marriage will soon to happen one day.

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

Promise

a promise is something that you can’t break. Ever.

Mike: “do you promise?”
Eleven: “promise.”

by strangergames December 4, 2017

Promises

A Premeditated Lie;
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
●False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.

Your promises are merely a waste of your breath and my time if your actions are showing me something else.

by 1 Antinome May 7, 2018