usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
by savannuh March 19, 2009
Get the I never promised you a rose gardenmug. by strangergames December 4, 2017
Get the Promisemug. An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight
by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023
Get the Gamer Promisemug. by Chimpmunk January 14, 2018
Get the Promisemug. promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!
by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023
Get the promisemug. by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right FOr Angel JOSe RObles<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A Premeditated Lie;
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
●False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
●False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.
Your promises are merely a waste of your breath and my time if your actions are showing me something else.
by 1 Antinome May 7, 2018
Get the Promisesmug.