by grahamcrackergc6 December 3, 2020
Get the air force pilotmug. A professional armchair pilot is a person who is obsessed with aviation and aircraft, but has no actual pilot training or experience. They may spend hours studying flight manuals, watching aviation videos, and discussing the finer points of aircraft performance, yet they have never even set foot in the cockpit of an actual plane. Despite their lack of practical knowledge, these individuals may still consider themselves experts on all things aviation and may even offer their unsolicited opinions on piloting techniques and aircraft design.
"I asked John for his advice on flying my small aircraft, but it turns out he's just a professional armchair pilot who's never even been in a cockpit. I think I'll go with the advice of the actual pilot I know."
by ILoveRyan69420 January 6, 2023
Get the professional armchair pilotmug. Two guys from central Ohio, Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, that make some of the most amazing music that will ever grace your ear drums. They don't want to be heard, they want to be listened to. If you're looking for a crazy, high evolvement concert with plenty of sweat to go around and crowd surfing galore, by all means, go to their next show!
From their website:
"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not <bad word> happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."
-unknown
From their website:
"Basically, we are all responsible for the preservation of our personal joy; but happiness is different. Joy is not <bad word> happiness is. You can be depressed and still have joy. You can be suicidal and still have joy. We all stop thinking and we all stop talking and we all stop sharing and we all stop creating, because by doing any of these things we quickly find out just how unhappy we are. But that's ok. That's normal. Don't let the fear of unhappiness cripple your pursuit of finding what it is you believe. Since joy is found in belief, we all have to push through unhappiness to find joy. Basically."
-unknown
by lost in the open May 27, 2017
Get the Twenty one pilotsmug. Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010
Get the Alaskan Palm Pilotmug. I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.
by weave April 2, 2003
Get the PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAYmug. A great rock band in the face of Justin Timberlake look-alikes that ceases to exist because of drug charges.
Many of their songs feature a signature "pause" 3/4th's of the way through the song that seems like an ending. Most of their music is slow but is in no way boring.
Many of their songs feature a signature "pause" 3/4th's of the way through the song that seems like an ending. Most of their music is slow but is in no way boring.
by PW August 8, 2003
Get the stone temple pilotsmug. A Hispanic band that plays deep songs about the issues of the band members past including burnt, racism by a President, and having to clean up mule shit.
Olivia: "Are you going to the Twenty Juan Pilots concert?"
Andy: "Yeah, I hope they play burning anus"
Andy: "Yeah, I hope they play burning anus"
by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016
Get the twenty juan pilotsmug.