Cunt-stache

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu

"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"

by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020

Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.

“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day”

by Stachesack May 31, 2020

Sweat-Stache

When someone has a sweaty upper lip and rudely drink from an apparatus that is intended for consumption by multiple people.

“Why couldn’t you waterfall the Arizona? You straight Sweat-Stached my drink…I don’t want it anymore. Keep it!”

He says he through with her but he’s probably at her house right now sweat-stach’n her snatch😂

by Brittany Krystine August 16, 2022

starter-pack 'stache

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern

"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"

by Ronald.j chanefeild August 18, 2022

Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022

Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.

Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

Hot belly bubble stache

Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache

I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.

by Rdizz21 October 28, 2021