flesh-stache

(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks
Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight
by HicktownPortland November 19, 2011
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Stache-fish

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.
Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
by AladdinKun December 19, 2021
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The Kaz Stache

A large handle bar mustache, typically grey in color. something everyone wants to have when they are older.

usually owned by a yoga ball owner. or possessed by someone with the name Kevin. Widely known as The Stache or The Kevin. or The kaz. Usually spoken among teenage art students who live in snowy climates.
" Hey man, what's up"

" Not much man just chillin' wishin' i had The Kaz Stache"

" Me too man! I think about it all the time! I can't stop thinking about it, I just wish I could grow a Kevin"
by The Kazster December 08, 2009
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Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.
It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.
by Bad Teacher June 15, 2015
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Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.
My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.
by Steamboat The Gun Show June 03, 2024
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shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.
My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.
by Steamboat The Gun Show June 02, 2024
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skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.
john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.
by mustache mat November 15, 2009
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