When there something that’s depressing or sad and you don’t know what to say or the situation is complex.
by Sadshit March 17, 2020

by A_random_canadian October 21, 2021

by Mich Hawaii May 10, 2006

by BlueStripes March 15, 2019

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.
I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.
by Spaz69 October 22, 2014

by yeezywhat'sgood June 6, 2017

A brother to Strong Bad and Strong Mad, and a character who goes along with the famous Homestar Runner. Has elephant feet, a spheric body, and is gray. Also has very good penmanship.
by Veronica January 5, 2005
