coppin a chub

When someone stares at someone's semi erect penis in shock and awe of its size

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that girl at the party last night. She was checkin every guy out.

Guy 2: Dude, she was just coppin a chub

by Richard Hardman Johnson April 11, 2017

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 23, 2011

chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

Chub Tub

Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.

dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly

by theswagster April 18, 2016

Mr chub

Mr chubs is what you call your boyfriend dick. This means his dick his huge and is pleasurable. He doesn’t have to do much work if he has a mr chub.

Oh wow! Mitchell has a Mr chub

by 100percent true things February 16, 2020

Creek chub

When Scott D. Takes 100lb’s of crawfish inside the asshole.

Hey, look at Scott getting his creek chub on

by Joshscott61 May 16, 2023

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010