Netflix and Children

When you Netflix and Chill without using protection.

John: Want to Netflix and Chill? ;)
Jane: Run to the pharmacy; I don't want to Netflix and Children.

by Archerinreallife March 6, 2016

Basement children

Will smith aproves 👨🏿 ⚖️👌🏿

I have 156 basement children

This is a joke please dont take it seriously

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

women and children

Civilians (because every adult man is in the military or a degenerate)

Women and children off first!

by Aaron the All Star October 17, 2021

Lost children

She had felt that something was missing for decades. She sought to fill the missing pieces with work of passion. To change the world in a way she couldn’t change this feeling of loss. Of Lost Children. her lost children. her sons. Childhoods she will not know. In a world gone mad she sought to be love and light. Stronger now she can fight but would rather not have to be constantly prepared for war.

She dreams of a reunion with her Lost Children. Has the world found her lost boys and surrounded them in warmth and love. Tears emptied under a wobbly shower head.

by BeStill December 5, 2019

children of bodom

are shit. Did i mention they were shit, becuase they are.

"what do you think of children of bodom"

"shit"

by max May 1, 2005

slovenian children

Children of Slovenia often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.

Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.

Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"

Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Slovenia, by the Slovenian Children"

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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."

Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Slovenian Children, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"

by zero9ine July 18, 2004

Children of Bodem

An awesome 1980'sish metal band.

Bodom after Midnight is a great song.

by Deathcow February 7, 2004