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Being Chobby

Being Chobby - (verb) The act of embodying the characteristics and behaviors of an individual known for an inflated sense of self-importance, lack of talent, and delusional beliefs.

To be Chobby is to exhibit an astonishing inability to gather a substantial following or achieve notable success despite investing an embarrassingly long period of time. Similar to the struggle to amass even a modest number of followers, being Chobby involves persistently falling short of goals while maintaining an unwarranted belief in one's greatness.

Furthermore, being Chobby often entails residing in a less-than-ideal living environment, resembling a rundown shelter or dilapidated dwelling. Financial circumstances may result in a limited wardrobe, characterized by a preference for plain white t-shirts. Additionally, Chobby individuals may be inclined to wear cheap sunglasses from discount stores and outdated headphones reminiscent of bygone eras.

Another notable aspect of being Chobby is possessing a vocal timbre that resembles that of a prepubescent child, regardless of one's actual age.
"Imagine spending a decade perfecting the art of being Chobby, only to end up with a YouTube channel boasting a whopping total of 10 subscribers, two of whom are your mom and your pet goldfish."
by Patreon.com/SavageMedia November 5, 2023
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Being Wrong

Thinking that guns are cooler than a sentient Halberd.
by Your Mom lmfao February 14, 2022
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Being a Trump

US English, colloquialism, insult: "Being a Trump" = a swindler, a conman/woman who takes advantage of the very people they claim to support.
"Stop being a Trump, Ivanka... jeez. I can't stand you anymore."
by cynicallyric August 11, 2017
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Being afraid

Being afraid is the state you are in after a terrorist attack. After a shooting in your school or people going in Charlie Hebdo to kill you because you speak your mind. Being afraid is when you jump when they are fireworks and no one told you. It's when you want to cry because a plate broke. It's when you don't want to go to school because you never know what could happen. It's when you run away from someone asking you the time when it's dark out. It's when you only cry at night because you're supposed to be okay since you're best friend or you mother or you brother died more than 2 years ago.
It's when you write it's definition in an online dictionary because you need at least one person to read it, to understand your pain. Because 6 years ago your neighbor killed a bunch of kids in a Jewish school. The same neighbor who told you "hi" every morning.
I am AFRAID to go to the grocery store.
It's like being afraid is normal.
by Just another French girl November 24, 2018
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Being h

Being H means to be horny, particularly it’s a hidden way to say it to maybe avoid mature people to understand
Alex: have you seen Sarah last night?
Luca: ye dude, she was so H

Nicole: hey Michaela why are you being H today?
Michaela: who me???
by Yo.Its.Fra January 19, 2022
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Being a josh

Being a josh: build a "badass” truck in secret and not doing anything with it but talk about how cool it is.
Your being a josh right now
by Fuck12kyle September 19, 2020
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being Lin

Showing abilities that were you were not expected to have.

Based off the previously unexpected and unknown ability of NBA player Jeremy Lin.

Can also be used in the phrase "be Lin".
Person A does the unexpected.

Person B to Person A: "You're being Lin!"
by Jon Ace April 10, 2012
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