october 5th

the day that melodee was born<3

person: omg is it melodees birthday?
person2: yeah dude its october 5th

by m.l.l.c September 16, 2020

December 5th

national come to school naked day

him:hey you going to school naked

friend/him:yea i'm going naked

him:why?
friend/him:it's December 5th

by a.......... December 3, 2020

Nov 5th

Give a girl named Faith ur hoodie

Bob:Hey it's Nov 5th

Jerry: I'm gonna go give Faith my hoodie real quick

by Poopoopeepee13 November 4, 2019

July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

by ProfessionalMaggot\m/ July 31, 2016

pleading the 5th

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.

Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.

by Leeny May 9, 2008

5th December

The day Finley Marshall was born,2006

Happy 5th December

Thanks

by anonymous November 29, 2021

December 5th

Send nudes all of it every part to bf/gf

"It's december 5th send me a picture of ur tits and puss or i'll find you and kill you, thanks!"

by ffffggffgh December 4, 2022