Skip to main content

Tennesse Monopilot

The sexual act of spinning over an amputee with no legs like a helicopter with cock inserted into a vagina or other orifices. Boodaloop optional and amputee also optional if your partner is flexible.
My wife, a vietnam vet, loves when I do the Tennesse Monopilot.
by HelgaHolland February 20, 2011
mugGet the Tennesse Monopilot mug.

Tennessee Hotbox

A technique used by smokers in the United States in the state of Tennessee, where one lights the top of a cigarette box, and smokes the entire pack of cigarettes without ever taking one out of the box. The box is typically lit after taking the plastic wrapping off, and after the cigarettes have been packed.
“When Jeff found out his girlfriend was pregnant, stress pushed him to pull a Tennessee hotbox out back before confronting her parents.
by S0CRAT1C December 28, 2021
mugGet the Tennessee Hotbox mug.

Awkward Tennis

A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.
Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"
by Tennis Fan91 August 13, 2011
mugGet the Awkward Tennis mug.

Tennessee

A southern state that isn't far down south.
It is frequently stereotyped for being a fat, hick state where everyone is stupid and cannot speak proper English.
In actuality, it is a state with beautiful scenery, nice, intelligent people who don't have an accent, and NOT EVERYONE IS FAT!
In Tennessee you don't marry siblings or cousins. That is virginia.
Not everyone likes country music or southern rap. People listen to all music.
To live in Tennessee you don't have to be racist and think the south will rise.
People who live in Tennessee are just like people living anywhere else.
People who live in Tennessee aren't all poor, underprivaledged people either.
PEOPLE DON'T EAT "POSSUM PIE"
Don't let people who know nothing ruin your idea of this state.
I live in Tennessee.
I don't have an accent,I'm not overweight, and I definately don't live in the ghetto. I'm very educated. I listen to rock, alternative, and hardcore music. People who live in Tennessee hate your fucking stereotypes. Even if a few people fall into those descriptions, that means nothing about the state.
Tennessee is a great place.
by xxrawrz July 4, 2008
mugGet the Tennessee mug.

Tennessee PhD

A GED. So called based on the notion that in Tennessee, a GED is considered an impressive educational achievement.
Leroy was expelled from high school, but by the time we went to college, he had earned his Tennessee PhD through correspondence courses.
by PMax January 20, 2009
mugGet the Tennessee PhD mug.

tennessee credit card

Garden hose used to syphin gas out of cars
syphin gashosetennessee credit card
by mopar May 10, 2009
mugGet the tennessee credit card mug.

Tennessee VagHammer

The act of having sex while the guy (on top) wears a very heavy backpack. The guy sweeps back in a long arch and pumps in as deep as agonizingly possible, so that when the backpack slams into his ass he gets a new level of depth. Caution: will break most vaginas
"Dude, I was hittin this one chick with right? Then she said I wasn't gettin it deep enough, so I put on my backpack and gave her a Tennessee VagHammer"

"I feel bad for that one girl, the whole fraternity gave her the Tennessee VagHammer, now she's in a vaginal coma"
by Ronerin September 14, 2009
mugGet the Tennessee VagHammer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email