technical tajiki

a person who talks using definitions straight from a book, or talks in a way which no one understands (aka SAT vocab).

Bryan- Ali can you pass me the sugar please?
Ali- Technically, it's monoglucose straight from centrioles in the chloroplasts of a plant.
Bryan- Pass me the fucking sugar Technical Tajiki.
Ali- Here's the monoglucose.

by byang December 28, 2008

Technically Single

The transitory status between being single and being in a vaguely serious/committing relationship. Used either to justify a casual lay, or to avoid it.
Often comes with uncertainty as to whether to update one's relationship status on social networks.

Example 1:
- "Guess what dude - I totally banged Sarah last night"
- "What?? I thought you were seeing Jane?"
- "Yeah man, but it's not serious yet. I am technically single".
- "Ah, ok then".

Example 2:
- "Man, I think Sarah fancies you. Why don't you two go out?"
- "Nah dude, I am technically single, but I'm going out with Jane and I like her".
- "Then you should change your facebook profile!"

by LucaS79 July 10, 2014

The Glock Technique

Where you finger a girl like your fake shooting her ( like how the gun moves everytime a bullet is shot)

yo bro use the glock technique 100% recommended

by loldont@me February 3, 2020

emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.

"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.

by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006

Mud-Vein Technique

A martial art technique pioneered by The Justin, which involves shoving your fist so far up someone's ass, that you are able to use two fingers to poke their eyes out from the inside. An ultra-violent method of creating good fun.

You best check yoself before I bust out the mud vein technique on yo ass.

by ~G~ October 22, 2004

Universal Technical Institute

An automotive/diesel school located with in the United States. Founded a while ago, it is a school run by con artists who are destined to rip students off by making them pay an insane amount of money for pretty much no reason. They teach students how to rip costumers off at auto centers and most of the kids there have fart cans and crack V-tec on there honda civics!!! The school lacks the #1 thing that all men ACTUALLY WANT, which is sweet ass and pussy. Tits are a dying breed at the school, and if you even look at one of the girls to acknowledge them, you get kicked out for sexual harrasment and have your dick put in a meat blender. Most students rather do not make it there or do not make it in the real world, so the school is pretty much a huge failure and waist of money!!!

Guy 1...Dude, where the fuck are you going to school at?!?!?!
Guy 2...Ummm, some corn ball, hick school called Universal technical institute.
Guy 1...Yo bro..i heard that place was de shiznit!!! is it true
Guy 2...Well, if you dont wanna go anywhere in life and finally decide to turn gay, than that place is totally for you
Guy 1...Oh......

by De SHIZNIT November 22, 2011

Techies

Very talented youngsters who work behind a curtain and are accomplished at singing, acting, gossiping, and eating.

Person A:Whats do techies do?
Person B:WE DO EVERYTHING INCLUDING PUSHING CERTAIN SINGERS OFFSTAGE.

by FYEAHBACKSTAGEBADGER November 26, 2011