Sidewalk Tank

A girl so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk you better jump on the street as to not get crushed when she overlooks you and bumps into you.

A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).

Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".

Dude watch out for that sidewalk tank! You better brace for impact or get destroyed.

by lightxx July 24, 2014

Tiger (tank)

A name for a boxy german war machine that is big and kill other boxy boi's

Churchill: "What do u call a boxy war machine made by your men?"
Hitler -driving a Tiger (tank): "Go ask this boi yourself!"

by Something fishy October 22, 2018

Rock the tank

Taking a violent shit.

After eating Mexican from that food truck, I had to rock the tank all afternoon.

by Cuckabum123 October 21, 2017

pounding a tank

To do a large women.

A: Man, last night i was caught pounding a tank! It was the best time i have ever had
B: THAT'S GROSS!

by Chester the child April 24, 2008

Cobrachiosaurus tank

(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.

My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.

Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!

by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009

Spank Tank

The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.

Jordan, did you see those girls making out? Bet you'll add that one to the spank tank.

by Peter Urban April 24, 2006

Whale Tank

A rather large female, characterized by grunting noises and awkward bodily stature. Somewhat of a cross between a whale and a tank.

Ranked on a scale from 1-6, 1 being noob, 6 being rosie o' donnell

Wow! There goes a level four whale tank...

Man, that level 6 whale tank is definitely size 14+.

by Big Daddy Fun Fun August 19, 2010