Tallahassee Backhoe

The big dig into a male's asshole in search of pleasure. Usually performed by another male, but it isn't exclusive.

He was giving him the Tallahassee Backhoe after work.

by Dependsformen June 26, 2025

Tallahassee Mudbath

A honey-tinged full-body tongue bath of one’s stepsibling

I fucked my stepsister, but in my defence, I gave her a Tallahassee Mudbath first

by ConorJP91 October 25, 2025

Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.

"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."

by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025

Angry Tallum

When Tilly is angry because she is small and she won’t admit it

Tilly: grrr I wish I was as tall as Callum

Callum: hahah loser you will never be

This is angry Tallum

by Calulskdjri March 30, 2019

The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.

Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!

by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

by truewilson45 October 17, 2025

25th of March - Tallulah Day

A day where Wilbur Soot, did anything his daughter, Tallulah wanted to do for a day on the QSMP!

Phila: "What's March 25th Wilbur?"
Wilbur: "Tallulah day! We get to do anything Tallulah wants since its the 25th of March - Tallulah Day!"

by LocalOrphanage April 24, 2023