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transgymder 

A person who identifies as a gym rat who works out often but we know that they’re not.

A person who claims to workout but has no gains.

A person who pays $50 for a membership and goes once a month
Al and Lee are going to the gym but they will not invite Dave because Dave is a Transgymder who claims to workout but only talks during gym sessions or he will not show up at all and make excuses.
transgymder by DrSmartGuy April 16, 2022
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Transcendentalist 

Someone who believes that the point in life is to transcend beyond their physical body to their higher-self / god-status, on a higher spiritual / metaphysical level, in the afterlife (by completing a divine mission, such as doing something great for the world, becoming the best version of yourself or advancing humanity to a type 5 + civilization, on The Kardashev Scale).
'The transcendentalist may believe that the point in life is to inspire humanity to become so technologically advanced that they scientifically become gods.

They also may believe that in order to be physically closer to the gods and live in their realm for eternity, we must advance our technology / clock The Kardashev Scale.'

transgenda 

the better word for bigots to use instead of trans agenda
the confusing of children by teaching them about trans stuff or something
bigot: why are you spreading the transgenda???
ze transedgender: because I want to confuse your kids and make them trans too!! muahaha!!!
bigot: nooooooo!! that's so bad!! oh no!!!! I'm scared!! we need to stop this!!! ahhh!!
ze transedgender: you can't stop us now... >:D
transgenda by checkmateliberal September 21, 2023

Transcendentalism 

in search for something that you do not have. refers more to freedom and getting controll of your life instead of being governed by others.
The men was seeking for Transcendentalistic life to get away from his troubles.
Transcendentalism by Alex December 10, 2003

transendental medication 

medication that takes you to another place
Dude, I've been taking sleeping pills for the past week,

I have been having such awesome dreams.

transendental medication or what!
transendental medication by jaffaw February 21, 2010

Nut Transcendence

The ultimate in male orgasm. Nut Transcendence is differentiated by normal orgasms due to quantity of jism or length
Mary was so hot and she used her mouth so well I achieved Nut Transcendence in no time flat.
Nut Transcendence by buriedinsounds February 12, 2010

Transtrender

A term that is used to discredit the identities of those who do not fit into the very narrow definition of transgender that many people uphold. Usually used to exclude genderqueer and non-binary individuals from the larger trans community.
"You may wear dresses, but you don't take hormones. You're just a transtrender!"
"That's BS."