Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"
Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"
Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"
by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009
Get the Too Drunk For This Chicken mug.Definition: (1). To not be a Part of any Type of Bullshit, (2). To not allow anybody to push them around, (3). Above your Level
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by -DeeBoii July 25, 2011
Get the Too Swift mug.When a well connected industry, such as the banking and finance industry makes such huge political donations that they become impervious to criminal prosecution. They can be so well connected that they in effect pick the prosecutor, and Attorney General, Treasury Secretary that makes the case for saving the very criminals that almost destroyed the Country. In return for their donations and related criminal activities they get bailed out by the government and then take huge bonuses, without an arrest or prosecution. While the common and outraged citizens grass root organizers such as Occupy Wall Street protestors are arrested in mass, and brutalized.
Not to be confused with Not Too Small To Jail, which relates to the petty misinterpretations of the law that are used to harass and to falsely arrest innocent protesters.
Not to be confused with Not Too Small To Jail, which relates to the petty misinterpretations of the law that are used to harass and to falsely arrest innocent protesters.
How come those on Wall Street that almost destroyed the County on several level of magnitudes larger that Bin Laden, were Too Big To Jail. When those protesting the Wall Street criminal conspiracy were Not Too Small To Jail under false pretenses? Because Justice is Blind, when your gooning for the 1%.
by mlhiss January 23, 2013
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by Lintboiii January 4, 2020
Get the Too short mug.A phrase to denote the subject to be excessively sneaky or cute.
That is, if the the subject were being HALF as sneaky (cute, clever) as they had been, it would have still been considered excessive or too much.
That is, if the the subject were being HALF as sneaky (cute, clever) as they had been, it would have still been considered excessive or too much.
"Don't be cute. You insulted him."
"Oh, no. I swear. I was just saying--"
"Go fuck yourself with the handle of a pin-pong paddle, Chad. You were being too cute by half."
"Oh, no. I swear. I was just saying--"
"Go fuck yourself with the handle of a pin-pong paddle, Chad. You were being too cute by half."
by Goskinator October 31, 2011
Get the too cute by half mug.Emily Stonecipher is too good! She has never done anything wrong in her entire life! Shes a goodie-goodie!
by Miss Britney! June 28, 2011
Get the too good mug.Too Big Penis syndrome A.k.a. the TBP-syndrome.
A condition a man with a large penis may almost always develop up to some level.
The general key-symptom for men with TBP-syndrome is that they often fale to really make any real genuine effort in keeping their partner happy and pleased- Besides perhaps sexually of course!
Basically: They don't really Care - because they don't really Have to!
May in EXTREME cases(!) lead to a severe lack of important qualities in personality, sometimes missing one all together (In which case these men may be good for One thing, but then only that(!)... as beyond quite boring)!
Important to keep in mind though: NOT ALL men with big dicks develop this syndrome!!!!
However, it IS more or less common for well hung men to obtain Some form of classical TBP-syndrome behaviour, even though more often in a moderate form.
Intensity may correlate with size of penis.
A condition a man with a large penis may almost always develop up to some level.
The general key-symptom for men with TBP-syndrome is that they often fale to really make any real genuine effort in keeping their partner happy and pleased- Besides perhaps sexually of course!
Basically: They don't really Care - because they don't really Have to!
May in EXTREME cases(!) lead to a severe lack of important qualities in personality, sometimes missing one all together (In which case these men may be good for One thing, but then only that(!)... as beyond quite boring)!
Important to keep in mind though: NOT ALL men with big dicks develop this syndrome!!!!
However, it IS more or less common for well hung men to obtain Some form of classical TBP-syndrome behaviour, even though more often in a moderate form.
Intensity may correlate with size of penis.
-...and he wants to hang out but then ignores me half the time?!
-Um... Are you guys dating or something??
-Well yeah, I'm on that huge dick like every day now!!!
-I see.... its a case of the Too Big Penis syndrome.... I'm sorry.
-Um... Are you guys dating or something??
-Well yeah, I'm on that huge dick like every day now!!!
-I see.... its a case of the Too Big Penis syndrome.... I'm sorry.
by Twocolorsocks May 6, 2011
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