Thanks jd

when someone states the obvious
a person who states the obvious
a remark that is said after someone states the obvious
originated in Scarsdale, NY

if it is raining outside and a person says, "hey, it's raining outside" you say "thanks jd" becaue he or she just stated the obvious

by dstaa October 10, 2005

Thanks Bitch

1) Any time someone does you a favor and you want to be a dick about it.

Matt Foss: "I brought the money my mom owes you."

Ian the Man: "Thanks Bitch."

by Ian the Man April 6, 2005

Thinksturbate

Masturbating while thinking of what to do for the day.

Charlie: Whataya wanna do today?

Me: I dunno. Lets thinksturbate on it.

Charlie: Get the Jergens

by BrownBearLHHS September 8, 2011

Prometheus school of running away from things

To run away from a falling object in a straight line instead just easily avoiding it by getting out of it's path

He obviously went to the Prometheus school of running away from things u can tell when he was trying to run away from the semi

by Kjakksg November 28, 2019

Thanksgiving

To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice. With pie.

Thanksgiving isn't about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part with the maize and the big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach.

by Frankie1969 August 19, 2012

Thanks, Bitch

something you say when a bitch gets you in trouble.

Bitch: That guy did it officers!
That guy: Thanks, Bitch.

by Dragoon 1337 April 10, 2005

Don't think it's sweet

Do not think that everything is okay & straight ...

- because you haven't gotten your ass beat AS PROMISED
- because you haven't received the consequences for your shit talking

(when speaking to someone that KNOWS you don't like them & want to beat their ass, & WILL)

Alicia (or any fake ass bitch who WANTS to be a bad bitch but isn't quite there) - "ummmmm keep my name out your mouth"

A BAD BITCH - "EXCUSE ME? Don't think it's sweet"

by miszmagik June 24, 2010