Thorpey

To have sex in a public place, such as a tent or a bush, usually while people are watching

mate so ur telling me u had sex in a bush.. while sam watched? o that is so guna b known as doing a thorpey

u had sex in a tent with ppl outside it, u did a thorpey agen didnt u? at least u live up 2 ur name

dude b rle did a thorpey wen he got head in that barn while the girls best mate was watching

by Barclay Bram March 25, 2008

muffin-topping

(v.) The act of a person's belly, sides, and back fat overflowing the boundary of his or her belt in the way a baking muffin expands out of it's cup. First used by Scott Adams (author of "Dilbert" cartoons).

Once we were on the subway,... my wife sat next to a guy who eventually fell asleep and slumped on her. I picked a guy who was muffin-topping into my seat and listening to an iPod. We felt blessed with our choices.

by PeckComm December 1, 2007

Topper

Not a fucking pencil sharpener

"can I use your topper please"

"Only if you fUCKING CALL IT A PENCIL-SHARPENER YOU UNCULTURED PIECE OF OVER GROWN CABBAGE

by RainbowMug June 14, 2019

Thorpey

To get totally shitfaced drunk at the point where you could potentially be hospitalized but are brave enough to risk death from alcohol poisoning.

Ahh mate last night johnny did a thorpey.

by Johnny Bridges March 23, 2008

topping

When a lesbian fucks another lesbian using a strap-on for pleasure.

Topping is amazing. Last night my girlfriend topped me for the first time and made me cum.

by lesbo7988 December 27, 2014

toppin some g's

dumbass, thats all wrong. "toppin some g's" means to "bust a cap", or "shoot some mofos".

stop right there, biatch! before i top some g's in yo ass!

by cow town August 18, 2004

Toppies

The act of trimming one's sideburns at or above the top of the ear. Sometimes referred to as "negative sideburns", this is an amateur description at best. The term "toppies" has been around since the early 7th century, commonly used to ridicule a village retard or "less than intelligent hairstyle", as toppies were in fact the sideburn style of the commoner.
Today toppies are seen in many different walks of life, from rich to poor, intelligent to moronic, but one consistent fact prevails when referring to a "toppied" gentleman.... style.

Holy shit, your toppies are out of control!!

Damn, his toppies are fresh. I wanna suck his dick.

Why don't you and your toppies find another hangout you fuckin handsome devil.

That toppied son of a bitch just stole my wife and ex wife!!

Thanks for the cut Jim, but could you take em up a little? I really need my toppies to look sharp.

Did you see the toppies on that big-dicked bastard?

You just got a total facial from a dude with toppies

by pdubznubz May 4, 2010