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Half Thong

A loop of elastic & spandex fabric that wraps around one hip, between buttocks, and covers your junk. The loop can also be longer and go over one shoulder instead of the hip. Essentially a Half-Mankini (A Half Body Thong). A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; a pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.
Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a half thong to the beach.
by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014
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Ninja thong

A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible
Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
by handlesandle December 27, 2014
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Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.
Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong
by Poetic______ March 21, 2017
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ratatouille thong

When someone is acting like an a hole.
Bob: *cheats on test”

Teacher: YOU ratatouille thong!!!
by Shelby bitch June 5, 2018
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Yen Thong

It's a girl who loves talking to guys every day who is a green tea bitch.
Texting everydays is yen thong daily lives
by Greentea 995 November 24, 2021
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boxer-thong

A pair of loose fitting, flowy boxers. These boxers, when worn for an extend period of time with jeans ride up into the subject's butt crack and up to the hips, creating in unintentional thong.
"these new loose fitting boxers i purchased gave me a boxer-thong when i wore them today"
by Big Teetz January 15, 2009
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Man Thong Syndrome

Due to excessively high testosterone levels, a man with this syndrome will act in a gay manner when there are no females present. In other words, they are extremely horny... all the time. For example, suggestive comments or gestures, humping, wearing man thongs amongst men, winking at other men, caressing another man's body, and excessive physical contact are all symptoms of the "Man Thong Syndrome." These dudes ARE NOT GAY, they just require massive amounts of sex, ass, vagina, or anything else they can get.
by SquintsMcgee December 9, 2010
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