dong thong

a guy's thong

"yo man, you got some kinda underwear that'll cradle my dick?"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"

by cap'nkayjo August 2, 2008

Thong Trap

When your thong is painful. Wrong size thong is the number one leading cause of this condition. It can ride up the butt or the front. If left untreated can cause irritated skin, bleeding, or rash. May even effect your gate. (the way you walk). Also may make you very irritable.

I was on the subway and I couldn't wait to get off I was in a thong trap.

She just picked her butt if front of everyone. I bet you she had a thong trap.

by Queen Gypsy July 23, 2010

beg-a-thon

When a television show that's aired and during the program commercials are aired that tell you to subscrib to the show to keep the channel going.

PBS is playing beg-a-thons all night tonight.

by SwiftShadowfang March 26, 2010

Thong

1) A particular cut of a brief or leotard (or in clothing fashioned after said articles, such as a teddy, a bodysuit, dance belts, etc., ad nauseam) where, rather than having fabric covering the buttocks, there is a strip of fabric that lies between the buttocks. Usually done either for sexual appeal or to cut down on panty lines - or both.

2) A popular model of sandal with a rubber sole, and two fabric straps to hold the foot in, in such a fashion that it connects near the front of the sandal in a knot that rests between the big and second toes.

1) Jerome gave a booty call when he saw a random girls thong peek out from underneath her pants.

by ke6isf September 15, 2004

Mexican Thong

A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.

Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"

Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"

by Teepea January 3, 2010

thongs

Extrmemly comfortable underwear that goes pretty far up your ass

Holy Shit! Thongs! That chick is wearing thongs!

by BobTheBuilder October 6, 2004

Thong Burn

what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your ass can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.

Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005