third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

Dick thimble

A particularly small sexually desirable woman.

Seriously, Salma Hayek is only like five-foot-two or something . . . total dick thimble.

by Parhelion August 26, 2008

third eye blind

a mixture of bad 90s pop sounds with horniness. its quite lovely actually.

semi charmed kind of life is a good song by third eye blind.

by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

third coast

The Gulf coast. Originally used to refer to the Texas coast and sometimes Texas in general, it now has expanded to generally mean the entire American region bordering the Gulf of Mexico.

While the term has been used for several decades in business names and catch phrases, the recent attention that Southern Hip Hop music has garnered has brought it into the limelight.

"The South is hip-hop's Third Coast, the final element making up the genre's worldwide holy trinity."

by JayJay Jackson May 3, 2006

third street diner

A diner located on the corner of third and main in downtown Richmond Virginia. The building was once used as a hospital and the basement was used for a morgue. That was all long ago. Now it is known for it's 24 hour service, cheap drinks, and good food. Due to the fact that not too much is open 24 hours a day in downtown, it gets a lot of late night business from early birds or late nighters.

I was wasted the other night so I walked to the third street diner and got a bacon cheeseburger. It was a tasty burger.

by epica July 11, 2004

The Third Option

To poop.

Typically you are given two options, but you can always choose to poop instead.

This option is always available no matter what happens. It's almost never a good option to take, but it is important to know it's always there.

Okay, the way I see it there's two options.

Dude, don't forget about the third option!

by TheSwineFlew January 24, 2011

The good bye third eye

A pissed-off form of ending a relationship with a high school girlfriend by squirting sperm on her forehead while she is sleeping.

I let her know it was over with The good bye third eye.

by 71-JackHammer December 9, 2008