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drop the kids off at the pool 

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A hilarious slang phrase that denotes going to take a sh*t.
Sorry to cut you off but can we finish this conversation later? I had chili for lunch and I have to excuse myself and go drop the kids off at the pool.

washroom toilet shit
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Droppin' the kids off at the pool 

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A term used to confuse your friends that you are physically driving your offspring to a public pool, yet in reality, you are just taking a shit.
Friend: "Yo, come chill."
Me: "Hold on, I'm droppin' the kids off at the pool!"
Friend: "Wait, what?"
Me: "He he he..."
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drop the kids off at the pool 

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To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.
Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.
drop the kids off at the pool by CubbyC December 31, 2020
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Splashing in the kiddie pool 

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When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.
Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

sleeping with the kids 

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Lying down, jizzing on your chest, wiping your chest with your blanket, then going to sleep.
Sleeping with the kids might seem like a good idea in the moment, but you always regret it when you wake up.

Airing out the kids 

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Male) To spread your legs in such a manner that you essentially "air out" your balls or "kids"

Female) To spread your arms so that you can air out your boobs
"Why are your legs spread so far?"
"Ahhh, just airing out the kids"
Airing out the kids by Xenocideplayer December 7, 2018
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