vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.

He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.

by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020

peter vision

Peter vision is when you take a tab of LSD and Smoke Meth at the same time causeing you so see naked dragons, get a boner that dosent go away, extreamly horny, and you to belive youre the protectores of the dragons and you must reproduce with them to save the dragon race but in reality youre just fucking a pile of trashbags or a small dog.

Yo this guy outside of walmart has peter vision hes screaming hes sees naked dragons running around with a boner

by The big mamma t November 12, 2021

Food Vision

The act of pre-visualizing a cuisine choice to aid in the selection of a meal from a food delivery app.

My Food Vision is just not clear right now. Too many selections. I don't know what to order from Uber Eats.

My Food Vision is projecting ordering Chinese food for dinner tonight from Door Dash.

by Hot Mustard November 13, 2019

Profiterole vision

Profiterole vision, or indirect vision is vision that occurs outside the point of fixation(from the center of gaze). This notion is caused by a large consumption of the cream cake, profiteroles. Profiterole vision enables you to see out outside of the center gaze and enoy cake at the same time

JJ: Charlie, if you eat anymore of them cakes you will get fat
Charlie: Yeah i dont care because i will gain profiterole vision
JJ: Fair enough

by Chaz6560 January 29, 2020

camp vision

When you have been in camp for so long normally unattractive girls start looking good

Person 1 "hey man she looks hot eh?"
Person 2 "dude how long have you been in camp? I think you have camp vision because she is ugly"

by Chris234g February 21, 2018

Fudge Vision

When someone scoops out your eyes and shits in the sockets.

After the brutal torture he had fudge vision

by Singapore Lizard February 6, 2022

trail vision

Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.

"Dude do I have Trail Vision or is she a flat out TEN?!"

"Chill bud you have it for sure"

by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016