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East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
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Nicole Simpson Technique

The perfected way of cutting up white meat without any negative consequences
The Nicole Simpson Technique taught by OJ Simpson guarantees an opportunity to cut up a white woman and getting acquitted by the black jury. Money back guarantee
by queensburykid April 11, 2024
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Drill Technique

the drill technique is when u put your thumb on your screen protector and then put your other thumb on top of the thumb that's already on the screen protector and press down as hard as u can to release anger
This game is so stupid I'm gonna use the drill technique
by Pooterj40 July 14, 2024
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Badgering technique

To annoy the shit out the victim till they go out with you.
My rizz ain’t working finna use the badgering technique.
by The rizz goats May 21, 2022
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Crocs Technique

Trying to sneak in things into places using your Crocs and then getting caught.
Hey if you want to get caught while sneaking in drugs you should use the Crocs Technique.
by crocmaster69 July 6, 2019
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Gerber Technique

The multi-generational technique for going down on mules.
The Gerber Technique is taught for those looking to work with mules.
by Maginoff August 20, 2011
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Lawnmower technique

When a girl is full of laxatives and you rip a pair of anal needs out like your starting a lawnmower
Hey girl, wanna do the lawnmower technique and see what splats
by Jdawg420289747 February 16, 2024
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