when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
Get the toilet lasagnamug. Lasagna (noun):
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.
An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.
Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
Get the Lasagnamug. What is made when you sleep with a girl on her period cum inside. When you see the blood and cum mixed in the folds, then you know you’ve made lasagna. Extra points if the girl’s Italian!
Dude, Becky was on her period last night but we did it anyway. I’ve never made lasagna that looked that good before.
by Penguincakemarconi October 27, 2025
Get the Lasagnamug. When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.
by TheNewWorld May 26, 2015
Get the Lasagnamug. the absolute best food to eat stoned. the layers and the flavors and the high calorie content will leave your stoned ass shoveling food in your mouth with your hands and begging for more
by anonymous February 13, 2023
Get the lasagnamug. The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
Get the Spank the Lasagnamug. by pussay destroyer 6969 May 6, 2019
Get the bitch lasagnamug.