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Beer Can

Guy #1: "I heard Glenn has a total beer can."
Guy #2: "Yeah, when I blew him I really had to stretch my mouth."
by Bertha Ventation April 25, 2007
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canned heat

Blues-rock band that was vey popular during the late 1960s. The band was fronted by singer Bob "The Bear" Hite and singer/rhythm guitarist/harmonica player Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson. The other band members were lead guitarist Henry Vestine, bassist Larry Taylor, and drummer Fito De La Parra.
Alan, Bob, and Henry have since passed on, but Fito and Larry still tour as Canned Heat.
Sam: Who does that song "Going Up The Country"??
Wendy: It's Canned Heat dude!
by Jack Bond September 21, 2007
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can opener

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.
A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.
by WT87 July 15, 2011
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rattle can

A can of spray paint. used for various reasons. Gafitti, huffing, or bad paint jobs.
Tommmy decorated the pike building in rattle can red.

Tommys got the rattle can in his face a lot!

I painted the fender rattle can black.
by thik May 24, 2007
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Tall Cans

"Tall can" refers to a 16oz can of beer. Usually PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)

Has absolutely nothing to do with the middle finger.
I just had a six-pack of tall cans.
by L Dawg June 16, 2006
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can of squelch

an inside joke in the U.S. military played on 'Boots' (newly arrived from boot camp).

squelch is a term used to fine-tune radios. it is a knob or button that controls whether or not background noise is heard on an open channel. it is used when communication is poor or lost and you are scanning your frequency/channel for any recognizable sounds.

telling someone to get a 'can' of squelch sends them to go ask someone, causing everyone who knows the joke to laugh. this is not always wise to send a boot to a Senior NCO for.
0311: hey Boot!

Boot: "Corporal?"

0311: "go down to supply and get a can of squelch. this radio's been acting up all morning and i can't get comm."

Boot goes to supply, waits in line, and then gets yelled at for wasting supply's time and their own. Usually ends with the Boot cleaning something unimaginable or guarding something insignificant for long, long, periods of time.
by Marines is capitalized January 22, 2011
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Can Don't

Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.
"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."

"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".
by Gmaxx January 28, 2013
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